Our bravest contributors have shared with us some of their more earnest efforts from the misty past. Scary Bush should not be reviewed while in the process of drinking liquids, and the reader assumes all risk.
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us imparting— intwisting- insomniac fish!
A Christmas Song
Jude Cowan Montague
I'm getting pissed
Out of my head
I'm getting sloshed
Out of my noodle
I'm going to get plastered
All over your wall
I'm getting more rat arsed
Than the giant rat of Sumatra
Bring me your grappa bring me Cointreau
Mix a cocktail fit for a lord
Benedictine, whiskey mac
Anything I can't afford
I'm going more valiantly
Than a knight from Camelot
On the quest of my Holy Grail
Which is to drink the lot
ten pints of bitter
One part vermouth
Vodka with raspberry
should reveal god's truth
(if there is any)
Followed by ten green bottles of light ale
To fill my holy grail
Followed by nine green bottles of champagne
Eight green bottles of baby sham
Seven green bottles of gin
I'm going to make a fucking arsehole
Of myself this Christmas
I'm going to hang around baby Jesus's crib
And bend the ear of Mary the Shepherds and cattle
Bout how I've been misunderstood
And I really, really love everybody
Until Joseph says … Fuck Off!
Bring me your communion wine, tip your brandy
into one of those weird coffees
Those jelly sweets with the liquor centres
Or a heavily laced Christmas pudding
Followed by Gloria in Excelsis Deo
Erin Elizabeth Smith
My sister brought me
a butterfly in a jar.
All I could think of
was how similar
my eyes were to its still wings.
I wept for us both.
Follow Your Nose
The bears knew something was different that day. Knew it because the air was thick with the smell of human meat that's been pounded and pounded until the skin splits. They brushed their front paws together and wiggled their noses, communicating in bear, before
They set off waddling off on all fours through the river muck, gums slick with drool.
T. A. Noonan
Your echoing howl calls out my name.
It claws at that wild place inside of me.
Once I have heard it, I'm never the same.
While others busily dream of fortune and fame,
I dream of the distant places I long to see.
There's an echoing howl calling my name.
There's something primal inside I'll never tame
Because out there is where I want to be.
I have heard it, and I'm no longer the same.
This is not some kind of foolish game.
No, this is my eternity.
I hear your howl calling out my name.
That voice, like an ever-burning flame
With its white-hot tip scorching my sanity...
I hear it, and I'm not the same.
I'll never return from where I came
I'll roam the world. I will be free.
Your echoing howl is calling my name.
Now that I've heard it, I'm no longer the same.