Instructions for the First to the Orgy
Delouse the loving space.
Use the chemical permethrin.
Try the plate of raw tuna.
Don't play with the dimmer switch.
Arrange mattresses in the global position
of volcanic islands
of the archipelago
of the Azores.
Warning: Corvo and Flores are RESERVED.
Change into the golden calf latex costume
behind the Pier 1 Bayeux Tapestry replica.
Move the Norman Conquest of England.
Instructions for the Second to the Orgy
See the Radio Flyer Girls Big Flyer
pink tricycle parts beside the adult cars?
Pedal past the motion sensor. If you're too obese,
push it. O, Canada
geese think my yard is
Mecca. Feed the beaks.
No bird seed, huh? They accept trash.
See the R.H. Mayland handbell?
Feel the clapper's felt pad.
Gentle bossa nova triggers the garage door,
You'll never get in that way, trust me.
Give the handbell hell as if you're on fire.
Cry "I'm on Fiyah!"
Blow the golden calf grazing behind you.
Instructions for the Seventh to the Orgy
Separating spouses Reed and Pam
just walked in with a line of braided
Wiccan women who I think might all be
related. They brought their own maypole
to grind on, Whitsun wedding style.
Reed and the Devil are not linked
to my invite list, even if I'm inked on theirs.
Reed proposed to Pam in a Romancing
the Stone matinee if that tells you anything.
Tell Reed he must be going for the easy orgy.
I want the hard orgy. Reed must be going.
Actually, lock him in the woodshed.
Pam can stay.